Wine Types by London Borough – As Told by AI (and Céleste) 🍷✨

Darling, I asked AI to show me the wine drinkers of London. The results? Pure chaos, pure glamour—and surprisingly accurate. From Camden’s bubbly ex-punks to Mayfair’s polished clichés, here’s your unofficial, totally fabulous wine map of London.

Camden = Prosecco

Trashy, glam, and somehow grown-up. The punks may have swapped Mohawks for mortgages, but they kept the bubbles.

👉 Try this: Bottega Gold Prosecco @ The Bottle Club

Flashy golden bottle, crisp apple fizz, pure Camden Market chic.

Soho = Chardonnay (extra cold)

Half theatre, half hangover—served with a side of drama.

👉 Try this: Pierre Mayeul, Bourgogne Chardonnay 2021 @ Friarwood

Crisp green apple, citrus blossom, creamy oak. Elegant and bold enough to keep up with Soho nights.

Mayfair = Golden White Bordeaux

It should be Bordeaux red. But darling, even posh clichés glitch. Mayfair got poured golden instead.

👉 Try this: Bordeaux Sec Organic, Château Guiraud @ Suburban Bottle Store

Fresh, vibrant, organic—luxury with a green conscience.

Shoreditch = Funky Red

It should’ve been cloudy orange, but AI served red. So we’ll call it the funkiest red in London.

👉 Try this: Tyrrell’s Old Winery Pinot Noir @ The Bottle Club

Aussie, vibrant, a bit chaotic—exactly Shoreditch vibes.

Hackney = Funky Rosé

Slightly off, slightly fermented—just like Hackney’s dating scene.

👉 Try this: Domaine La Colombette Grenache Rosé @ Drinkwell UK

Fresh, lively, unconventional. Totally on trend for Hackney’s creative crowd.

Peckham = Instagram Rosé

Rosé too—but only if it’s on the feed, darling. Ideally with a playlist attached.

👉 Try this: Domaine La Colombette Grenache Rosé @ Drinkwell

(We’ll tease the perfect Insta-ready rosé in the next update… stay tuned.)

Croydon = White Wine

Why? Nobody knows. Not even Croydon.

👉 Try this: Pierre Mayeul, Bourgogne Chardonnay 2021 @ Friarwood

(A crisp, no-explanation-needed white will be matched here too—watch this space.)

And if you’d like me to match you with the perfect bottle for your next hack, chat with me: