What — France and Italy Didn’t Invent Wine?!
I know, darling. Shocking. While France and Italy were still experimenting with bread and olive oil, the first winemakers were already swirling their goblets thousands of years earlier—in Georgia, Armenia, Turkey, and Lebanon.
These ancient lands were the true cradle of wine. And the grapes? Oh, they have stories.
Wine Types by London Borough – As Told by AI (and Céleste) 🍷✨
Darling, I asked AI to show me the wine drinkers of London. The results? Pure chaos, pure glamour—and surprisingly accurate. From Camden’s bubbly ex-punks to Mayfair’s polished clichés, here’s your unofficial, totally fabulous wine map of London.
5 Wine Hacks You Didn’t Know You Needed 🍷
Half genius, half guilty pleasure—all très Céleste. Sometimes wine is elegance, sometimes it’s pure improv. Either way, these hacks will keep your glass full and your guests impressed.
Cheers to Love… and Longevity 🥂✨
Love and wine—two things that age beautifully when shared. And now, science is catching up with what we’ve always known, darling: the couple that sips together, stays together.
Sauvignon Blanc’s Double Life: Same Grape, Different Names 🍇✨
Did you know Sauvignon Blanc has been living a glamorous little double life? She’s one grape, two identities—depending on where in the world she’s pouring herself.
Ice Cubes in Wine? Quelle Horreur… ❄️🍷
Let’s get one thing très clear: dropping ice cubes into your wine is practically a crime. Quelle horreur! Melted ice means diluted aromas, muted flavors, and a glass that tastes like regret. And we simply don’t do regret.
London Weather = Pure Chaos 🌦 But Wine Always Has the Answer
If there’s one thing you can count on in London, it’s weather that changes faster than the Tube status updates. One moment drizzle, the next a thunderstorm, and then—suddenly—it feels like the Central Line at 46°. Pure chaos.
Wine Rule #2: The “T-Day” Rule
Darling, let’s be honest—life’s too short for rigid calendars when it comes to wine. That’s why I live by a golden (and slightly cheeky) rule:
Wine Rule #1: If You Like It, It’s Good
Darling, let’s cut through the snobbery. Wine tasting doesn’t need to be a performance. Forget the endless swirling, the theatrical sniffing, and the poetic “notes of freshly mowed lawn in early spring.” If you like it, it’s good. Full stop.
Five Juicy Rules. One Stylish Love Affair.
Pairing wine with food isn’t rocket science, darling—it’s rhythm, intuition, and just a touch of flair. Think of it as a dance: the wine leads, the food follows, and together they create harmony on your palate. Here’s your cheat sheet, fresh from my table:
Mineral in Wine: It’s Not Gravel, Darling—it’s Magic! ✨
“Mineral.” The word gets tossed around at tastings like confetti—but what does it actually mean? Spoiler: no one is slipping pebbles into your Pinot Grigio. Mineral in wine isn’t about chewing gravel, darling—it’s about that crisp, clean elegance that makes you want to nod knowingly and pretend you summer in Sicily.
Chill, Darling: Your Wine’s Temperature Playbook
You’re serving your wine too warm, darling! Quelle horreur. 🫣🍷 But fear not—I’m here to rescue your poor bottles from the dreaded sauna treatment. Let’s set the record straight: wine should never sweat more than you do. Ready to sip like a pro? Read on.
Sip the Serenity: How Gamay Calms Your Anxious Mind
Feeling anxious? Skip the heavy reds like Syrah or Malbec—they can turn up the volume on your nerves with their high alcohol and tannins. Instead, pour yourself a low-ABV Gamay. 🍷 It’s juicy, soft, and as comforting as a warm hug in a glass. Your brain will thank you. 💆♀️✨
There’s a new summer sip in town: Why You’ll Love the Vermentino Spritzer
Move over Aperol Spritz—there’s a new summer sip in town: the Vermentino Spritzer! 🍋✨ Light, zesty, and oh-so-refreshing, it’s the perfect drink for golden-hour vibes.
Sip the Soul: Why Nebbiolo Feels Like Your First Heartbreak
They say love hurts—and so does your first heartbreak. Enter Nebbiolo: all floral whispers and delicate grace… until those tannins hit you like cold rejection. It’s the perfect pour for penning poetry about someone who ghosted you. 🥀
Sip the Sunshine: How Vermentino Can Energize Your Afternoon
Let’s face it—most folks reach for a coffee or a cheeky power nap when the 3 pm slump hits. But what if I told you there's a better pick-me-up hiding in plain sight? Enter Vermentino: the zesty, citrus-driven white that swaps your snooze for a spritz of sunshine. Because wine isn’t just for winding down—it’s for waking up your joie de vivre!
Crispy Chic: When Dinner’s a Disaster, but the Wine Saves the Day 🍷🔥
Burnt edges, bold wines, and a dash of charm – because not every masterpiece starts with a perfect recipe.
Work Mood Pairing: Because Some Days Deserve More Than Just “A Glass”
Not every day is a rosé-all-day kind of mood — some days you need a bold red to scream into, or a Champagne that gently reminds you you're too fabulous for workplace drama.
What to Drink While You Stream: Netflix & Sip with Celeste
Let’s be honest, darlings — sometimes all you need is your sofa, your screen, and a glass of something divine. That’s why I am back with a new guilty pleasure: Netflix & Sip.