Wine Types by London Borough – As Told by AI (and Céleste) 🍷✨
Darling, I asked AI to show me the wine drinkers of London. The results? Pure chaos, pure glamour—and surprisingly accurate. From Camden’s bubbly ex-punks to Mayfair’s polished clichés, here’s your unofficial, totally fabulous wine map of London.
5 Wine Hacks You Didn’t Know You Needed 🍷
Half genius, half guilty pleasure—all très Céleste. Sometimes wine is elegance, sometimes it’s pure improv. Either way, these hacks will keep your glass full and your guests impressed.
Cheers to Love… and Longevity 🥂✨
Love and wine—two things that age beautifully when shared. And now, science is catching up with what we’ve always known, darling: the couple that sips together, stays together.
Ice Cubes in Wine? Quelle Horreur… ❄️🍷
Let’s get one thing très clear: dropping ice cubes into your wine is practically a crime. Quelle horreur! Melted ice means diluted aromas, muted flavors, and a glass that tastes like regret. And we simply don’t do regret.
London Weather = Pure Chaos 🌦 But Wine Always Has the Answer
If there’s one thing you can count on in London, it’s weather that changes faster than the Tube status updates. One moment drizzle, the next a thunderstorm, and then—suddenly—it feels like the Central Line at 46°. Pure chaos.