Wine Rule #1: If You Like It, It’s Good

Darling, let’s cut through the snobbery. Wine tasting doesn’t need to be a performance. Forget the endless swirling, the theatrical sniffing, and the poetic “notes of freshly mowed lawn in early spring.” If you like it, it’s good. Full stop.

But—if you want to sound like you know what you’re doing (without becoming that person at the table), let me share my favorite little secret: The Two-Sip Test.

🥂 Sip 1 – The Awakening

The first sip is just your palate stretching its legs. Think of it as your wine saying:

“Hello darling, I’m here.”

It wakes up your taste buds, clears away the remnants of coffee or lunch, and sets the stage. Don’t judge too quickly—this sip is just the introduction.

🍇 Sip 2 – The Truth Teller

Now, the real verdict. The second sip tells you everything you need to know:

• Is it smooth or sharp?

• Balanced or a little wild?

• Light and breezy, or bold and weighty?

This is when your senses settle in and give you the honest read.

Why This Trick Works

Wine evolves in your mouth. The first sip is all shock and sparkle, the second sip is clarity. By then, your palate is calibrated and ready to really listen.

No Snobbery, Just You & Your Glass

Wine should be joyful, not intimidating. Two sips, two impressions, one truth: if it brings you pleasure, it’s a good wine. End of story.

Next time you’re at a tasting, skip the 15 adjectives and just take two thoughtful sips. Smile knowingly. Voilà—you’re officially a pro without ever faking it.

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