Wine Rule #1: If You Like It, It’s Good
Darling, let’s cut through the snobbery. Wine tasting doesn’t need to be a performance. Forget the endless swirling, the theatrical sniffing, and the poetic “notes of freshly mowed lawn in early spring.” If you like it, it’s good. Full stop.
Mineral in Wine: It’s Not Gravel, Darling—it’s Magic! ✨
“Mineral.” The word gets tossed around at tastings like confetti—but what does it actually mean? Spoiler: no one is slipping pebbles into your Pinot Grigio. Mineral in wine isn’t about chewing gravel, darling—it’s about that crisp, clean elegance that makes you want to nod knowingly and pretend you summer in Sicily.