Wine Types by London Borough – As Told by AI (and Céleste) 🍷✨
Darling, I asked AI to show me the wine drinkers of London. The results? Pure chaos, pure glamour—and surprisingly accurate. From Camden’s bubbly ex-punks to Mayfair’s polished clichés, here’s your unofficial, totally fabulous wine map of London.
London Weather = Pure Chaos 🌦 But Wine Always Has the Answer
If there’s one thing you can count on in London, it’s weather that changes faster than the Tube status updates. One moment drizzle, the next a thunderstorm, and then—suddenly—it feels like the Central Line at 46°. Pure chaos.