Wine Types by London Borough – As Told by AI (and Céleste) 🍷✨
Darling, I asked AI to show me the wine drinkers of London. The results? Pure chaos, pure glamour—and surprisingly accurate. From Camden’s bubbly ex-punks to Mayfair’s polished clichés, here’s your unofficial, totally fabulous wine map of London.
5 Wine Hacks You Didn’t Know You Needed 🍷
Half genius, half guilty pleasure—all très Céleste. Sometimes wine is elegance, sometimes it’s pure improv. Either way, these hacks will keep your glass full and your guests impressed.
London Weather = Pure Chaos 🌦 But Wine Always Has the Answer
If there’s one thing you can count on in London, it’s weather that changes faster than the Tube status updates. One moment drizzle, the next a thunderstorm, and then—suddenly—it feels like the Central Line at 46°. Pure chaos.
Five Juicy Rules. One Stylish Love Affair.
Pairing wine with food isn’t rocket science, darling—it’s rhythm, intuition, and just a touch of flair. Think of it as a dance: the wine leads, the food follows, and together they create harmony on your palate. Here’s your cheat sheet, fresh from my table:
Crispy Chic: When Dinner’s a Disaster, but the Wine Saves the Day 🍷🔥
Burnt edges, bold wines, and a dash of charm – because not every masterpiece starts with a perfect recipe.
Work Mood Pairing: Because Some Days Deserve More Than Just “A Glass”
Not every day is a rosé-all-day kind of mood — some days you need a bold red to scream into, or a Champagne that gently reminds you you're too fabulous for workplace drama.
What to Drink While You Stream: Netflix & Sip with Celeste
Let’s be honest, darlings — sometimes all you need is your sofa, your screen, and a glass of something divine. That’s why I am back with a new guilty pleasure: Netflix & Sip.